Category: Joke Board
This is actually something i got from sam, but, hey, i know some of you will appreciate it.give an honest answer.
this test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
by giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand moraly.
the test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in wich you will have to make a decision. remember that your answer has to be honest yetspontanious.
please scrole down and give due consideration to each line.
the situation.
you are in florida,miami to be specific. there is kaos all around you caused by a severe hurricane with severe flooding. this is a flood of biblical preportions.
you are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper and you're caught up in the middle of this epic disaster.the situation is nearly hopeless, you're trying to shoot career making photos. there houses, cars and people all around you. some of them aredisappearing beneath the water. mother nature is unleeshing all of it's destructive fury.
the testsuddenly you see a man in the water, he's fighting for his life trying not to be taken down with the bdebree.
you move closer.
he seems to be familiar. you suddenly realise who it is.
it's george w bush.
you also realise that he is about to be taken under by the swirling waters.
you have two choices
you can.
iether save the life of the president.
or shoot a pulitza prize winning picture documenting the death of one of the worlds most powerful men.
the question.
here's the question and please give an honest answer.would you select a high contrast colour film, or would you go with the simplicity of black and white?
i know what i would do. save his life! even if my life ison't saved he's more important than me and he has a job
Well to be honest ... it might sound cruel. I would have helped anyone. But because he killed so many people through his wars, I would honestly consider shooting that damn photo - and maybe look for someone else to save him, but not do it myself.
I didn't even have to think about it twice. I'd save his life. I'd save the life of my worst enemy if that was necesary. Nothing's more important than that.
Wow. Really? Well ... I would safe almost anyone.
hell, not many people get this do they?
black and white, it's classic
black and white, it's classic
i'm with you on this one gal. the joke seems to have gone way above most heads! lol. at least zentar got it!
i'm so disalutioned. no one gets my humour? well, i tried.
Explain it please.
ok, the whole point is that not many people in australia have a lot of respect for bush. and it's a joke cut out for people who have something against him for one reason or another. his killing of so many people needlessly in iraq for example. it's a joke that basically says, ok, we know you wouldn't choose to save the life of the murderous bastard,...so wich film would you use? it makes a big deal over the little thing. i think it basically says, bush should be put in the same position as the many civilians he has caused the death of.